Down The Chimney_An Imp Series Novella by Debra Dunbar

Author:Debra Dunbar [Dunbar, Debra]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2018-11-12T05:00:00+00:00

Chapter 6

I spent that evening scouring the internet for any Super Action Godzilla Droid there was to be found. If I had to teleport up to the fucking North Pole and strangle an elf for one of these things, I was prepared to do it. I was so desperate I even tried to track down possible shipments of the toys, thinking I could hijack a truck and steal one off the back.

“I thought we were going to watch a movie,” Gregory complained. “You promised Lux we’d make popcorn and see the one about the human who is about to attempt suicide. I’m not sure why such a grim topic is fit for a young angel to see, but Lux is insisting.”

I knew Gregory would totally approve of It’s a Wonderful Life once he’d seen it. An angel saving a human from the sin of suicide? Absolutely appropriate for a young angel to see.

“I’m almost done,” I told him. “Go get the popcorn ready. And bring in a six-pack of beer.” If I was going to sit through a saccharine movie with no sex, no cursing, and not even the guy splatting himself over a bridge, then I was going to need booze.

It didn’t take long for an angel to prepare popcorn and get beer. Just as Gregory was about to get seriously irritated, I found what I was looking for. There was a toy store in Atlanta that had an undisclosed number of the coveted, impossible-to-get toys. And they were going to give them away in two days to the first lucky people lined up outside their doors as they opened. I made a note of the address, jotted down the store’s hours of operation, and shut my laptop to join my angel and my kid on the couch. Movie tonight. More human-style Christmas shit with Lux tomorrow, then I’d head over to this place to scope it out. Hopefully within the next thirty-six hours, I’d have the toy in hand and Lux would have the best Christmas ever.

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